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Friday, October 03, 2008

Chivalry is not Supposed to be Dead

Wife Pleasing Tips for Men
  1. Gallantly hold the door for her and let her pass first in the mall, restaurant, lift...
  2. Take lots of photographs of her when she dolls herself up- just don't let her walk out of the house without taking pictures of her from all angles
  3. Keep her most flattering photo on your office table, laptop desktop and wallet
  4. Praise her cooking- tell everyone that if I continue to eat her food, I will never have the will to diet. It serves the dual purpose of pleasing her and giving others the excuse for not being to lose weight.
  5. Praise her profusely when she dresses up for an occassion- even tell her you don't match next to her.
  6. When you go out, ensure you sit next to her and give all attention to her while talking to your friends. The key is balance. You should make her feel included all the time and ensure that she is within the circle.
  7. Support her, fight for her... see how AB is supporting his wife on the Hindi-Marathi issue!
  8. Repeat after me- so nice of you to take care of all my little little needs- what would I do without you.
  9. Repeat after me- How can you go alone for a week? I will miss you so badly.
  10. Repeat after me- I would rather be home with you than go for that Business trip to Europe

11 comments:

Asha said...

LOL! Loved the list ;)

Monika said...

lol!!! loved it... sending it to hubby right away :)

Monika,Ansh said...

I am sending these to hubby. :)
Great list!

How do we know said...

ha ha ha!! and I am Queen of Sheeba.. i mean, seriously, i wouldn't even DREAM of a man doing all this! Why ? Bcs i dont do this for him either.

Mamma mia! Me a mamma? said...

Oh darling! Chivalry ain't dead, it's just changed hands!

phoenixritu said...

Hmmm who do you think I should give this list to

My son - who would just growl
My DIL - who would beat him up with it

DIL WINS!!!! ;)

Devasena Hariharan said...

Sure this would have worked. Maybe before marriage, no way now. :-):)

He had doted before marriage.

Indian Home Maker said...

LOL love those 'repeat after me'...let me add one more,
"If you want to go shopping with friends, I will manage the kid(s) no problem, you need a break." :)

dipali said...

What wishful thinking, Itchy! Tell us if any of it works:)

Anjan said...

It looks like no husband is reading the post :)
Only wives are reading it and forwarding to their hubbies :)))

Mystic Margarita said...

Great list, Itchy! :)