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Monday, September 22, 2008

Definite Signs that You are Toddler-ised

  1. You cannot get a good night's sleep unless you sleep on the plastic sheet lined bed.
  2. The moment you see a kid's store you feel the urge to get in and explore.
  3. You start preferring to buy or use only over-sized bags with lot of pockets so that it doubles up as a baby bag and can fit in atleast 1 biscuit, a smal water bottle, a few change of shorts, a few T shirts, napkins, tissues....
  4. You smile to yourself whenever you hear a child cry or say Mamma or you get startled and almost run in the direction of the voice thinking it is your kid(s) crying even if you have left them at home.
  5. You prefer not to go to places where you don't have quick and easy access to toilets.
  6. You start using their language in public places - When the waiter asked me if I wanted water, I answered- yes, little - some (like Ojas & Tejas)
  7. And the biggest sign is when you get into the toilet to pee- you whistle for yourself (Honest, I did that!)

14 comments:

Fuzzylogic said...

Yes for 2,3,4,5 and 6:) Whistling when you go pee pee?Really itchy??:)

Mamma mia! Me a mamma? said...

Hehehe! So true, but the last one...really?? Big HEHEHEHE!!

Indian Home Maker said...

LOL :))) I can so imagine this!

Itchingtowrite said...

arre - i dont regular whistle for myself- just did it once and realized how awful

How do we know said...

ha ha... i can kind of identify with a few of those things... :-)

phoenixritu said...

LOL LOL, the last one was awesome

dipali said...

Loved the last one- psssssssssssss Itchy!

Monika said...

lol!!! the initial ones i know still to get to the last one

Mama - Mia said...

:D

madame hits the nail right on the haed, yet again!! :p

i actally notice kids clothes these adys and asked a fellow mom where she got her son's pants instead of chcking out what se was wearing at a party recently!! :p

cheers!

abha

Artnavy said...

2, 3 and 5 for sure

Cuckoo said...

Laughing at the last one! Considering Button is only 3 months old, so far only 2 and 4 apply to me.. but am guessing will catch up soon on the rest :)

the mad momma said...

LOL@ whistling to pee. it sounds so familiar

Mystic Margarita said...

LOL! So true, Itchy!
One I'd like to add to the list is baby talk - I swear I ordered 'wa wa' (water) one day much to the waiter's consternation!

DotThoughts said...

ROTFL @ 7. LOL.