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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Factual Fiction- Hygiene

The group of Europeans and a solo Indian were arguing on whether wiping was more hygienic or washing. The Europeans claimed that wiping was better because it does not require one to get in direct contact with the shit.
Half an hour later.
Said the Indian- We are done with dinner, lets wipe the plates clean and put them away.
Exclaimed the Europeans- What? wipe them clean? We need to wash them clean.
Retorted the Indian- That's why we wash, not wipe.

11 comments:

Lavs said...

Simply superb!! ha ha ha

GettingThereNow said...

Touche'!!

rayshma said...

lol! :)

Chaitali said...

good one!!!

BangaloreMom said...

Hi

I have been reading ur blogs on and off for a long time now and have been too lazy to leave a comment. Delurking to say hello and that you are tagged. :)

Just Like That said...

Hehehe clean sweep there, I say! :-D

Minka said...

God , you are sharp ! I sent you an email - a tad too late for the Mommy bloggers meet ;-(, but hope to catch up next time

The Inquisitive Akka said...

Howlarious!!!!!!

~nm said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

lumi said...

Funny as hell...considering I am currently on a South Asian tour and although my western bum gets excited when it sees toilet paper, I've become resigned to using the sprayer next to the commode but still don't like doing a wash with a bucket.

artnavy said...

bang on!!