As we were overtaking a bus, I couldn't help but manage to see an ugly seen of a person vomiting out of the window.
I exclaimed- eeew he is vomiting.
Said Ojas, the ever attentive- kaun kiya vomit
Mamma- woh bus mein
Ojas- vomiting kaa color kya thaa
Mamma- not wanting to dwell on it- cheee pataa nahin
Ojas- Brown thaa ?
Mamma- Haan brown (not wanting to remember that actually it was yellow- eew)
Ojas- Vomiting kaa smell kaisa thaa
Mamma- *puke puke*
And this went on in 20 minute intervals
And here's another sample-
Ojas- Humlog kahan jaa rahe hain?
Ojas- nahin ..birthday mein (as per plan)
Mamma- haan birthday mein
Ojas- kiska birthday?
Ojas- kaun Surya?
And so on......every 20 minute interval
And in a party...
Mamma- Tejas don't sit on that chair- that is aunty's chair
Ojas- Kaun aunty?
Mamma- Nila aunty
Ojas- Nila aunty kaa name kaise hota hai?
Mamma- N- I- L- A
Ojas- N I L A..repeats n number of times
Mamma- Tejas I told naa it is aunty's chair
Ojas- Kaun Aunty.....
And the series continued despite the fact that he had just memorised the spelling of the said aunty.
Mamma- on phone- you know Ojas was discussing color and smell of vomit
Ojas happened to walk in
Ojas- Mamma, Ojas kya bola?
And the series continuation is inevitable