His mails are so long, I am unable to read them on the laptop. So I always take a print...
And read them in the toilet.
Hello, is this Siva? (35 year old man)
Ganapaty (60 plus)- No I am Siva's son Ganapaty speaking.
Our Brahmin Dean- I thought I was the only punster in the family. Now my wife is also catching on. She calls me a "pun"dit.
AD- how old are you?
AS- you should not ask men their age.
AD without missing a beat- ok, so what is your salary?