Physics Pun Time

I ask- What happens when a wedge is pushed down  between two objects ? 

Ojas- Mamma what happens when a veg eats 

Me- 😡😡😡, ignores, continues with questions 

Ojas- he gets cut because Veg= wedge 

Me - couldn't help but 😂😂😂 then pick the phone to broadcast. 

Historically Challenged

Records of later vedic period found in - Upanishads.
Teachings of budha found in - Upanishads????
Info about Mauryan empire found in- Upanishads!!!!

Meanwhile I wait with tremendous patience (not) when the children will let go of the poor Upanishads.

Logic in Computer Science

What does an Algorithm start with
Tejas- with A
It's logically correct Mamma

More Bio

So how do we save petrol
Ojas- don't go out.

Ojas - Plants depend on animal for food
Me- how ?
Ojas - pitcher plant

More studies

How to remove lice
Tejas - by shaving the hair

Na rahe baans...

Studying do much

Studying biology- what should you do when you have difficulty reading.
Tejas- turn on the light
Logic hai

Studying geography
Language of Bushmen is made of clicks of tongue. Elders name the baby bushmen to accord them respect

Ojas- what is the respect in that ? Anyway it is some click click. Cluck cluck name.