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Showing posts with label flying cockroach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flying cockroach. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Flying Cockroach takes the Teeth away

One day Ojas & Tejas were crying loudly, with their mouths wide open like an "O". Flying Cockroach (FC) was sitting on the window and watching. He said to himself, wow, Ojas and Tejas have got such cute teeth, I want to take them. So he came flying - buzzz and stood near Ojas. Ojas was busy crying with his mouth open....Baaaaaaa......He went inside his mouth and "snap" took one tooth from his mouth and flew away. Then he went to Tejas. Tejas was also busy crying with his mouth open.....Uaaaaaaaa...... FC went inside his mouth and "snap" took a tooth from Tejas also.
Ojas and Tejas went running to Mamma- FC took out tooth away. So Mamma went to the window. There she, Ojas & Tejas saw that FC was jumping and laughing- hee hee hee hee I took 2 teeth, I took 2 teeth. You cry some more with your mouths open and I will take more teeth...Heee heee heee.
So Mamma told Ojas & Tejas that FC took their teeth because they were crying. So Ojas and Tejas told we will not cry again.
So Mamma (clever Mamma) told FC - go and get 2 boxes to keep the teeth. One to keep Ojas' tooth and another to keep Tejas' tooth. So FC gave the two teeth to Mamma to hold while he went to get the boxes- 'hold Ojas tooth in the left hand and Tejas tooth in the right hand. I will get 2 boxes and come."
As soon as FC flew away to get the boxes, Mamma quickly put the tooth in left hand in Ojas mouth and the tooth on the right hand in Tejas' mouth.
Now FC came back flying with 2 boxes and asked Mamma- where are the teeth?
Mamma said - go, go, Ojas and Tejas will not cry now. You cannot get their teeth now.
So FC started crying- oooo ooo oooo
And Ojas and Tejas started jumping hee hee hee hee.
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MORAL OF THE STORY- Cry with the mouth closed with your hand!
FC is copywrited for whatever it's worth. Sure, you can use it for scaring your kids but giving credit where it's due- to the FC who gave his life for this series to be born.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Flying Cockroach

One evening, a flying cockroach buzzes into our home frightening the heejie beejies out of Ojas, Tejas & their Mamma.
Mamma brandished a slipper and lead it to its certain death, shoved it out of the house using a broom and cleaned up with extra dose of domex.
Well, it ensured that the 2 stayed on the sofa for quite a while after that and gave me the opportunity to start a brand new series of tales.
Here's the first one.
One day, Flying Cockroach (FC) came to Ojas & Tejas's home. He found lot of toys lying on the floor. He quickly went out and told his friends- Ojas and Tejas don't like their toys. They throw them on the floor and never keep them in the cupboard. So FC and his friend (another FC) came home one morning when Ojas & Tejas had gone to school. FC took Tejas' new red car and his friend took Ojas' new yellow car and sat on the seat and drove away.
Ojas & Tejas came home from school and began looking for their cars.
Ojas cried- where is my yellow car? It is not there.
Tejas cried- and where is my red car? It is also not there.
Mamma told them- Let's look outside in the garden. Maybe you took them there.
They all went to the garden and saw that FC and his friend were driving Ojas' & Tejas' cars. So Mamma asked FC and his friend- Why did you take Ojas' & Tejas' cars without asking them?
FC said to Mamma- because they don't want their cars. They throw it on the floor. Tomorrow I will come and take more toys.
So Ojas & Tejas told Mamma we will never through the toys on the floor. We will keep them nicely.
So Mamma told FC and his friend- the cars are very dirty. Park them and get some water to wash the cars. How can you be driving dirty cars.
So FC & his friend parked the red car and yellow car and went to get 2 mugs with water.
Mamma quickly took the cars inside the house and closed the door.
Ojas and Tejas took the cars and kept them neatly in the toy cupboard.
So when next day FC came to steal more toys from the floor- he could not find any and went back crying- boo hoo hoo...
"FC is COPYRIGHTED- FOR WHATEVER IT'S WORTH"