Words that cracked me up the last few months

Mamma..why did you out your finger in the milk
Ojas...I did not put my finger, I put my entire hand

Tejas promised his teacher he would get the tennis bat for a child for participating in a program
Turns out he was about to hand over the mosquito bat.

Tried playing Kabbaddi with the kids thinking I could catch the tiniest fell
Ojas spoke in a stage whisper...catch my mother

Ojas- Muslims go to metallica mamma.
Why?
Ojas-metallica and medina!!

And recently Ojas composed music on keyboard, meticulously writing down the notes