Those filthy bodies give me the creeps. I hate it when they brush past me threatening to rub a part of themselves on me. The perfect, impeccable me. So much so, I rather stop and let them pass despite whatever rush I may be in.
That pesky, yellow and black bug-like creature, that filthy, green bully and that raucous selfish, always me-first giant. All attempting to force you off from where you are. How I despise all of them. Another breed of despicable characters is the seemingly spotless ones that could be mistaken as those of my league. But their devil-may-care attitude and reckless behavior puts me off and I take care not to rub shoulders with them too. After all they have nothing to lose, unlike me.
I repeat, I do not want any of their colours rubbed on my Swift, midnight black form.
Beautifully written Itchy and hilarious! Yes, its better not to rub shoulders with the likes of the me-first-giants or even the deceptive same leaguers...
ReplyDeletei thought you were referring to some species of beetles
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Is it bugs? Or is it worms? What is your bogey?????
ReplyDelete:) well done!! we want more fiction from you, Itchy!
ReplyDeletegreat writing :-) also enjoyed your previous post.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were referring to people in a public place like the roads or a railway station, I was right except it wasn't you but your I-will-not-rub-shoulders-with-you Swift :). Well written!!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha, that WAS a good one, I totally thought it was a creepy crawly, am shit scared of them myself, maybe that's why.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely great post.
thanks all- just for the record- black & yellow- autorickshaw, green- Pallavaram bust of chennai, the me firsts are the trucks, the reckless ones r the cabs/ hotel cabs, and me Swift...
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